Warning! Do not wear SKORTS to work out!

I just have to tell some one what I saw today at the gym. I was doing some weights when I saw this nicely dressed 40ish woman walking the indoor track. She was your typical gym rat with bleach blond hair, leathery tan skin, and a bounce in her step. I noticed her cute outfit which consisted of a hot pink tank top and a black skort. When she passed my I almost busted out laughing. Right before my eyes were 2 pink cheeks. It took me a minute to figure out that the undies under the black skort were also hot pink and her skort did Not cover her bum. I almost died! I watched another chick check her over too and for a moment the two of us had the same grin. Now I’m no fashion police, but that was amazingly wrong! I have no room to talk because my boring black workout pants are lame and I actually wear normal underwear to work out. According to Sara, some chicks wear THONGS or NO UNDIES! WHAT THE FREAK! So moral of my story is, do not wear skorts to the gym!